March 2012
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Everyone already started their lacrosse season, but ours doesn’t start until Monday
fucking New Jersey weather, man
ok
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February 2012
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lolinternets:
I’m allergic to effort
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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess was why several...
– Jack Handey (via trickynicky94)
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The story has to be true because the story was reported by Shakira’s hips
– Amy Poehler, SNL, 2.18.12 (via lifeoutsidethebubble)
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Really Congress? You held a congressional committee on reproductive rights and...
– Amy Poehler (via drowninginawesome)
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I like to entertain fantasies that Rick Santorum...
detectiveinspectornarwhal:
And at the end of the GOP race he’s going to jump out and yell, ‘SURPRISE!’ and reveal himself as a gay atheist.
OMFG ONE OF MY VIDEOS IS GOING TO BE ON THE NEWS