My Sarcastic Answers To The Most FAQ
1. “Are you really 10?”
lol I’m 10
2. “Are you a lesbian?
Ohh yeahh
3. “Follow back?”
Sure?
4. “How many followers do you have?”
16
5. “Where are you from?”
I live in New Jersey
Description
My unofficial name is Juni, I live in northern New Jersey, I go to
a girls’ Catholic day/boarding school that’s in the middle of the
fucking woods. I’m somewhat of an introvert.
I try to understand people.
I curse a lot.
I play basketball and lacrosse. I love sports, like you don’t even understand; soccer, hockey, rugby, ultimate Frisbee, baseball, and tennis are amazing.
New Jerseyians say “like” a lot, just a heads up
I skate.
I don’t listen to music, I absorb it.
When you listen to music, it’s just with your ears, but when you
absorb it, it attacks your whole body, all of your senses. I
daddle with the drums. I like watching movies…like a lot.
Pepperoni pizza is the only type of pizza I’ll eat
I’m actually 16
Astronauts are like pirates in space if you think about it
I have a lot of epiphanies
I’m actually really obnoxious, but I know people’s boundaries.
I fucking love tagging everything.
I fucking love Megan Fox. I will propose to her even though she’s married to what’s his face.
I wish I lived in a musical.
I think about the wrong things at the wrong times.